Sometimes, we all need a good laugh to brighten our day. If you’re looking for a quick mood boost, here are six jokes that are sure to make you smile.
Christmas Surprise: An elderly man calls his son, announcing his decision to divorce his wife. Shocked, the son demands he not make any moves until they can discuss it. The father’s sly reply? “Well, they’re coming for Christmas, and they’re paying for their own tickets!”
The Power of Art: A professor, CEO, and janitor each get a chance to switch jobs for a day. The janitor ends up creating a masterpiece from classroom scraps, which he sells for a million dollars. Turns out he has a master’s degree in art!
World Cup Conundrum: At the World Cup Final, a fan reveals the empty seat next to him belonged to his wife, who had passed away. When asked about other family, he responds, “They’re all at the funeral.”
Be Careful What You Wish For: An angel offers a man a choice between handsomeness, wisdom, or wealth. The man picks wisdom and instantly regrets it, muttering, “I should have taken the money.”
The Gorilla Ruse: A zoo employee dresses as a gorilla after the real one dies. When the fake gorilla falls into the lion’s den, he’s told by the lion, “Shut up, man, or you’ll get us both fired!”
The Pet Fish Trick: A man claims his fish are well-trained pets when asked for a fishing license. He dumps them back into the lake and, when asked to call them, replies, “What fish?”